What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

No way

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

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Still no good

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

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